There was a Nuthall player called Nick

Who liked to stand behind the sticks

Just there he's pretty nifty

Except when he was fifty

When at his barbie we acted like (add you own word)

What? Me? Fifty?

Eddie: They won't win owt without us! BL: Not a chance

Eddie and BL: What do you mean you're TOP!!!

See, told I could swallow that burger whole!

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What? Me? Fifty?